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		<title>Head Hunters of Hell</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/06/17/head-hunters-of-hell.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 1998 01:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I started this placement agency because of the Y2K boom in heaven. We will send our consultants on ‘Heaven 1’ visa. Compensation package includes pardon of all sins, immediate ‘Heaven card’ processing, etc. All our clients are ‘Heaven 500’ companies&#8230;”]]></description>
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		<title>Outsourcing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 1998 01:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I don’t know how we’re going to complete the Y2K conversion project. We have acute shortage of Y2K professionals.” “We don’t have any such problem in hell. In fact all our systems are Y2K ready, thanks to the thousands of professionals who landed up here. May be you could outsource some business to us!”]]></description>
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		<title>Pensions</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/06/13/pensions.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 1998 01:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Grandpa I am very sorry, I can’t process your pension papers. According to our computer records you’re only 25 years old! But you can apply for unemployment benefits.”]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/06/12/retirement.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 1998 01:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Sir, I got a memo from the HRD manager. It says that I have to retire next month. But I’m only 25!” “Oops!!! Another causality of Y2K problem!”]]></description>
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		<title>Sliding Windows</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/06/10/sliding-windows.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 1998 01:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He started doing this after someone told him that ‘Sliding Windows’ is one of the methodologies used to solve Y2K problem.”]]></description>
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		<title>Y2K Prayer</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/05/27/y2k-prayer.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 1998 01:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Our Program, Who art in mainframe. Hello be thy name. The Year 2000 come. Thy commands will fail. At the printer as it is on the screen. Give us this day our conversion plan. And forgive us our testing errors. As we forgive those who coded the 2-digit years. Lead us not into frustration. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Management Politics</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/05/25/management-politics.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 1998 01:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Can we send this system analysis and Y2K conversion plan reports to the management for approval?&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s politically incorrect to tell management thy have a problem, especially one they didn’t budget for!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>The plan</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/05/21/the-plan.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 1998 01:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We have done a thorough analysis of our system and this is the report. According to this we have to start Y2K conversion right now or the entire system will fail.&#8221; &#8220;Who cares I am planning to retire next year.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Y2K and Onion</title>
		<link>http://mathews.lnl.net/1998/05/20/y2k-and-onion.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 1998 01:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mathews</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“The Year 2000 problem is like an onion. As you peel the layers of problems from it, you find additional layers of problems waiting underneath. And just like an onion the more layers you peel from it the more you&#8217;re going to cry.”]]></description>
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